30 Instagram Captions For When Your Child Will get A Haircut

If you happen to don’t submit a photograph of your child’s new haircut, did they even get one? No, no they didn’t. However since slicing your child’s locks might be tough at worst and emotional at finest, you may not have the bandwidth to conceive a caption that’s extra intelligent than “X bought a haircut.” (Boring!)

One of the best haircut captions serve two functions: 1. They level out to followers who don’t tame your child’s hair on the each day that, hiya, they’re lacking an inch-plus of hair! (This isn’t a lacking tooth pic, folks.) 2. They entertain, as a result of what’s mom-stagram about, anyway?

Alas, listed below are just a few Instagram captions you possibly can plug and play for widespread youngsters’ haircutting events to get all of the likes… or at the very least examine a submit off your to-do record.

For once you DIY:

Oops, I did it once more! 💇‍♀️👀

For when you possibly can’t cease crying:

*snip* *snip* *DRIP* I CANNOT with this haircut! 😭🤧

For when your little boy seems too grown up:

Bye, boi. 💇‍♂️Howdy, little man! 🕺😭

For when your little woman seems too grown up:

🎶🎵Who’s that woman?🎶🎵💇‍♀️➡️🙌

For once you actually can’t acknowledge your personal child:

New ‘do, who dis?!

If you pay $45 for a goddamn haircut and your child doesn’t allow them to lower a full inch:

💇‍♀️💸🧐⁉️

Once they lower waaaay an excessive amount of:

Good factor hair grows again 🧑‍🦱➡️👨‍🦲🙈

When the stylist offers your child a full updo after the trim:

*Location tags salon* 🎶🎵Child the way you feelin’? Feeling good as hell! 🎶🎵

Once they offer you a lock of your child’s hair:

Took Mazie for a haircut they usually understood the task lol 🔎🦱

When your child will get bangs:

Ella certain walked out of the salon with a bang! 🥁

When your child chops it allll off:

Brief hair, don’t care 🤪

When your child mini saint donates their ponytail:

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ha-… by no means thoughts. 💇‍♀️👏

If you take your child to the dear salon:

You want her hair? Gee thanks, simply purchased it. 🎶💸💇‍♀️

When your child’s identify is Becky:

Becky with the great hair!

Need just a few good choices for different pics of your child’s cute AF hair? Attempt one in every of these:

1. Happiness is an efficient haircut.
2. Messy hair, wild coronary heart.
3. Somebody bought a haircuuuuut!
4. Unhealthy hair day? Don’t know her.
5. You possibly can’t management every part — particularly not this hair.
6. New coiffure: “I attempted my finest.”
7. *Hair flip*
8. I don’t know what’s messier: their shirt or their hair.
9. Lettin’ their hair do the speaking.
10. The shorter the hair, the tougher they stare.
11. My legs ain’t lengthy, however my hair is!
12. I like massive bangs and I can not lie.
13. A queen topped in curls.
14. This hair was made for flipping.
15. Love is within the hair.
16. “Free as my hair, hair, hair.” — Woman Gaga

(Psst: In addition they work for textual content in case you preserve your youngsters off social media.)